October 3rd 1978 was a
bleak day for society. The skies grew dark, the winds raged, and a being was brought into
existence who would change the face of low quality observational humour for ever.
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Well Hello There!
October 3rd 1978 was a
bleak day for society. The skies grew dark, the winds raged, and a being was brought into
existence who would change the face of low quality observational humour for ever.
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What the bloody hell are you doing visiting my web page! If
you've got any common sense you'll go and do something� which normal people do on the
internet. If you're female then I'll leave a text link here- http://www.chat-exclamation/mark.com
-to the problem page of a crappy women's magazine. If
you're male then you only ever use the internet to look at pictures of young ladies in the
nuddie (none of that here I'm afraid). Therefore, to please you I'll leave you some links.
If you are under the age of 30 here's the Loaded home page link- http://www.loaded.co.uk. If you're between 30 and
70 here's a link to a picture of� tv cook Fanny Craddock WITHOUT ANY FORM OF PINNY ON
WHATSOEVER!- http://www.fannypin.com. If
you're over 70 then you've done well to get this far, what with not understanding these
new-fangled machines. Christ, I bet you've been putting toast in the CD-Rom. For
perseverence and World War survival there's a disgraceful picture of an uncovered piano
leg- http://www.piano.leg.com. Please
don't hesitate to e-mail me and claim your FREE mop-up tissue.
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Still here! Then you're obviously the type of person
whom I'd like to show the things which make me who I am. Within these pages you will find
some of the coolest sights and sounds to embrace a generation.
Normally people would decorate the title screen of their home page with a cheesy picture
of themselves. However, if you gain pleasure from viewing pictures of lardy 21 year old
students from Northern England then you need some serious help mate!
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Oh Sod It! - Here's a picture of me enjoying a lovely cookie
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